She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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