Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
hell yes lets make some ravioli
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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