I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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