okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
