can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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