so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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