Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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