don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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