On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
