you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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