...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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