oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Don't make out with my wife yet
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Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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