hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
two words...techno handjob
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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