I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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