I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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