Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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