Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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