Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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