You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Randomize
