You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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