Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Randomize
