Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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