that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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