me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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