i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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