That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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