youre lurking in front of me
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Say something about gay babies.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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