He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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