I wannas sexs uuuuu
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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