arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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