I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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