she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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