Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
