brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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