OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize
