So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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