that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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