arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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