dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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