if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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