I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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