return my video game
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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