You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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