the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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