I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize
