it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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