she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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