Got a toothbrush?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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