margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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