U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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