I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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