My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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