we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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